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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Durinthal » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:09 pm UTC

SoapyHobo wrote:someone's hand being spontaneously severed


Is it.. hovering? That makes me laugh even more. :lol:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:37 pm UTC

SoapyHobo wrote:
BomanTheBear wrote:Some of the entries on here are hilarious in a surreal G-G fashion
That gives me an idea...
Spoiler:
xkcd-BHG.jpg

Wow, I just noticed something. Apparently when you cut off one arm, the other arm gets longer!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby benjhuey » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:51 am UTC

The Scyphozoa wrote:Wow, I just noticed something. Apparently when you cut off one arm, the other arm gets longer!

All to better maintain a constant surface-area to volume ratio.

Another take on arm loss:
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Like a cheap horror movie.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Princess Marzipan » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:15 am UTC

benjhuey wrote:Another take on arm loss:
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Oh man, I love that.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Hyphenator » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:18 pm UTC

Next logical (not really) step:
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My invisible friend can be annoying sometimes.
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The image link changes whenever I find a new cool website.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:33 pm UTC

Next semi-logical step anyone?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Moo » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:39 pm UTC

(hee hee hee)
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby BomanTheBear » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:11 pm UTC

I am so glad I started this. Endless entertainment.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:34 pm UTC

Just when you thought there wasn't much else to be done with that...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkuky » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:59 pm UTC

I thought he was cutting himself then teaching us not to play with knives. also, MY imaginary friend is called philip.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Random832 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:04 pm UTC

Meh.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:26 pm UTC

Well...
Spoiler:
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Alt text: How is my arm screaming in pain? And... why am I not screaming in pain?


EDIT: No, wait, I have ANOTHER IDEA!!


Spoiler:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Random832 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:38 pm UTC

You're all lightweights.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Hyphenator » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:57 pm UTC

Oh yeah, well, here's my comic:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Macbi » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:00 pm UTC

The Hyphenator wrote:Oh yeah, well, here's my comic:
Spoiler:
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Spoiler:
    Indigo is a lie.
    Which idiot decided that websites can't go within 4cm of the edge of the screen?
    There should be a null word, for the question "Is anybody there?" and to see if microphones are on.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:01 pm UTC

I was about to post something like "repost, that didn't work" befire I realised the joke!

Well, I can still top that, here you go:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Gunfingers » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:02 pm UTC

Okay, cut it out. This is getting creepy
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby benjhuey » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

Well, it could not go any further anyways. I win! :mrgreen:

/taken the fact nobody can post negative space o.O

//Edit: GODDAMNIT! You win. Curse you!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Macbi » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:05 pm UTC

When's the next new page coming up? We should make a entire page of blank comments, and then carry on like it never happened.
    Indigo is a lie.
    Which idiot decided that websites can't go within 4cm of the edge of the screen?
    There should be a null word, for the question "Is anybody there?" and to see if microphones are on.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby benjhuey » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:07 pm UTC

Nineteen posts after this one.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby The Hyphenator » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:11 pm UTC

Now it's 18 posts!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Awia » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:12 pm UTC

SoapyHobo wrote:
BomanTheBear wrote:Some of the entries on here are hilarious in a surreal G-G fashion
That gives me an idea...
Spoiler:
xkcd-BHG.jpg


Is that hand...floating?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:14 pm UTC

Yes it is! I'm on it (the blank page)!

Still 16 posts to go!
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Postby Random832 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:21 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby pkuky » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:24 pm UTC

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It rains on the enemy too!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby parkaboy » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:24 pm UTC

Don't make me turn this thread around.

seriously guys, this is a fun thread. Don't make it annoying.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SoapyHobo » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:25 pm UTC

Awia wrote:Is that hand...floating?
With black hat man out of the picture, physics is free to wreak havok on the universe.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby hendusoone » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:36 pm UTC

To continue with Soapy's idea...
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Title Text: And what's that you're holding?
http://xkcd.com/322/

And now for something completely different...
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Title Text: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
http://xkcd.com/137/

EDIT: Added links.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:39 pm UTC

Ok then. Another comic. Obvious punchline is obvious!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Random832 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:46 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Phases » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:52 pm UTC

Man this thread is some fuuuuun-E stuff!
Every forum should have a Phases.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby BomanTheBear » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:56 pm UTC

hendusoone wrote:And now for something completely different...
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Title Text: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.


HAHAHAHA OH WOW.

I commend you, the subtext did it to me. I guess technically you fail, because these aren't supposed to be funny. But wow...
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Random832 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:03 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/122/
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:17 pm UTC

How about this?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Pearsquisher » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:33 pm UTC

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Alt Text: I should really start carrying a watch.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby EsotericWombat » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:16 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Shakleton » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:25 pm UTC

Ok, I think we have a winrar! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
The bost above me is just hilarious. Enjoy it while you can. Tomorrow, it won't be funny any more!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby BomanTheBear » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:27 pm UTC

HAHAHA

Beautiful and timely, wombat. The beautiful thing Randall did with that comic on accident was make an all-purpose "this is unacceptable" presentation in webcomic form. Just fill in the blanks!
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SoapyHobo » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:56 pm UTC

xkcd, surprisingly not actually worse (ignoring the fact I accidentally saved it in greyscale):

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