ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

[AKAnotu]

Well, the thing in your picture is obviously wearing a hat. Raptors cannot wear hats, so therefore it's human.It's a meme on the fora, just go with it
also, page topper with little content
Kan: I'm on top of the page. First thing people see. and it's just a reply to you....most of the time content is appreciated

[benjhuey]

kanavazk, I'm glad you took the initiative of making things "worse than that"*. The "half notes" bit made me happy.

*I was going to do "strangely curved penis". What? It would have been worse after all.

[kanavazk]

...also, page topper with little content

Sorry, don't understand.

EDIT: To benjhuey: Thanks, not sure about the penis thing though

EDIT 2: Playing with font sizes is fun. Wait, was that grammatically correct? It doesn't sound right when I say it out loud.

EDIT 3: Oh, OK. [Referring to AKAnotu's previous post.]

[Ieatsoap6]

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[Outchanter]

[@kanavazk] En garde!

No longer silent...

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[kanavazk]

[@kanavazk] En garde!

Snakes3.jpg

Oh crap! Damn it. Half rests, not notes. *whacks myself in the head.*

Thanks for catching that. I'll fix that sometime later. Or not.

EDIT: To ieatsoup: Present Day is 2008, not 2007. (But if present day was 2007, that's still a really great edit.)

[benjhuey]

Oh crap! Damn it. Half rests, not notes. *whacks myself in the head.*

Um, yeah, I totally caught that as well. *quietly nudges issue behind couch with foot*

I've had this in my head for a while:

Now all I need is a single white clove.

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[CVSoul]

I provide once again. Also, these other ones are awesome, so I'm not TOTALLY self-glorified.

[benjhuey]

I'm am terribly sorry about this, CVSoul. Yours was great, but here's what formulated in my head:

Spoiler:

Show me your moves!

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[Random832]

Kanavazk, why is the picture of a human? I thought the movie was about raptors...

What are you talking about? That's not a hat - it says right there it's a half note.

EDIT: rather, a half rest.

[Rodan]

Serenity Comes Out Tomorrow!

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(http://xkcd.com/9/)

[CVSoul]

I'm am terribly sorry about this, CVSoul. Yours was great, but here's what formulated in my head:

Spoiler:

falcon_paunch.PNG

pfft. No apology needed; imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I would have added that myself, but when I looked through it it seemed a little teeny bet over-the-top

[AKAnotu]

Kanavazk, why is the picture of a human? I thought the movie was about raptors...

What are you talking about? That's not a hat - it says right there it's a half note.

EDIT: rather, a half rest.

well, the picture said half note, so I assumed that it was a hat on the raptors head(which is impossible, of course. Raptors can't wear hats)

[EdgarJPublius]

it must be true

[mat-tina]

@EdgarJPublius:
That should be on a t-shirt!

[Random832]

it must be true

Yeah but what's the point of putting a crossed-out silhouette of a human?

[micco]

And another one.

Spoiler:

[Upsilon]

Has this really not been done yet? (http://www.xkcd.com/455)

I changed yours slightly.

[hendusoone]

I hit Random again, and it gave me this one:

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Title text: Well, what did you expect, trees made of glowing green text?

[Ieatsoap6]

Yet another effort, courtesy of random.

[Alt: It's funny 'cause it's true.]

Edit: Just kidding. Apparently it's been done before...

[Sasha]

Based on Frustration.

Fixed the image link for you.

Thank you kind mod person!

[RedWolf]

Yet another effort, courtesy of random.

[Alt: It's funny 'cause it's true.]

Looks like this one

[BlackSails]

Another army comic

[Ieatsoap6]

Yet another effort, courtesy of random.

[Alt: It's funny 'cause it's true.]

Looks like this one

Oh crap. I didn't realize it had been done before... My bad.

[souris]

I did these last night, and they are unbelievably lame. Turns out, it's a lot harder to get an idea for this than it looks. (But it's also even more fun than it looks.)

Originally: http://xkcd.com/63/ .

Spoiler:

So, I guess I'll just start stalking your mom now. After all, she DOES that thing you never would try on me.

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Originally: http://xkcd.com/281/ .

Spoiler:

First, "Arrested Development" is cancelled, and now THIS. Just when you think life can't get any WORSE....

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...

Edit: I just did some more. (I also rearranged the first two so that the less lame one was at the bottom. Finishing with a bang, as it were.) I've been working on these for most of the afternoon and ... I've gotta say, this is a good thing. I was really upset about something very minor but very triggering for someone in my situation, and this is helping me to feel better, by giving me something else to focus on. It's ... almost therapeutic, in a way. (And it doesn't cost 85 bucks an hour!)

Originally: http://xkcd.com/149/ .

Spoiler:

OK, not _technically_ true. You can su-su-sudo-o through the Terminal. If you're, y'know, a rocket surgeon.

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Spoiler:

PURE EVIL. (For any "Newsradio" fans in the house.)

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Spoiler:

Ba-dum-bum.

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...

Edit 2: Ooh, another one! This might be my favourite yet.

Originally: http://xkcd.com/178/ .

Spoiler:

Dear GOD, how I wish that were true.

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[I Am Raven]

I did these last night, and they are unbelievably lame. Turns out, it's a lot harder to get an idea for this than it looks. (But it's also even more fun than it looks.)

Originally: http://xkcd.com/281/ .

Spoiler:

online_package_tracking.png

Originally: http://xkcd.com/63/ .

Spoiler:

valentine.jpg

Hehe...

[asad137]

My first attempt.

original: http://xkcd.com/353/

Spoiler:

Also, I have a jetpack.

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Asad

[asad137]

And one more.

original: http://xkcd.com/403/

Spoiler:

Most single guys probably don't need much convincing.

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Asad

[kanavazk]

EDIT: To asad: There's something called an "edit" button, at the bottom right of a post.
EDIT 2: But other than that, they're really good.
EDIT 3: Ruined another xkcd, but I think it's already been ruined before.
EDIT 4: I was right, so I'm removing it.

Okay, I got an idea for the Escher band (it's just a normal band with "WWJD" on it), but my scanner is broken so I can't draw and upload it (it's too hard to make an edit using MSPaint, so I drew the thing), so I'm reserving that idea until I get a better scanner, okies? Okie. (wtf???)

Anyway, here's another one (which is really bad):

"Hey I've got an idea, why don't you take a photo of yourself playing chess on a roller coaster ride?"

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[benjhuey]

Cliched Exchanges.jpg

Ooo, I actually did that with someone yesterday.

[kanavazk]

Cliched Exchanges.jpg

Ooo, I actually did that with someone yesterday.

Yeah, that's what I thought. *removing image*

[benjhuey]

Cliched Exchanges.jpg

Ooo, I actually did that with someone yesterday.

Yeah, that's what I thought. *removing image*

What? OH NO! I mean I used "O RLY" in an actual text conversation. IRL, if you will.

Though, it did look awfully familiar. Let me check through the thread... Yep, it was in the OP... sort of.

[asad137]

EDIT: To asad: There's something called an "edit" button, at the bottom right of a post.

Um...I know. I used it. Are you referring to me making two separate posts for my two comics?

Asad

[The Scyphozoa]

EDIT: To asad: There's something called an "edit" button, at the bottom right of a post.

Um...I know. I used it. Are you referring to me making two separate posts for my two comics?

Asad

Yes, he is. The second post was made close enough to the time the first post was that the Edit button would have been better than making a second post (just 30 minutes after).

[mat-tina]

http://xkcd.com/205/

[kanavazk]

:(

You know, if some random people were giving out candy to everyone, I would be one of those lonely people.

EDIT: To benjhuey - Reuploading image.

[souris]

Like this?

[insert wicked awesome making-out-with-self strip that I can't figure out how to get into my reply]

That is epic in so many ways. I might just have to steal it and make it my new desktop.

[Sasha]

Spoiler:

It works. But magic mushrooms aren't a 1UP.

Based on the Python flying method.

[Felstaff]

I need to search where the sun don't shine.

[souris]

I need to search where the sun don't shine.

Dammit, you just made me laugh so hard, I snorted all over myself.