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1hitcombo wrote:Anora is hotter than Leia.
Albert Einistein wrote:"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
1hitcombo wrote:I don't remember river being able to do anything with her mind except read other people's minds.
That being said, Luke could just use the force. On everyone.
I like how this has degenerated into a firefly v star wars thread. Then again I shouldn't be surprised that the word "degenerate" and this forum go hand in hand.
Albert Einistein wrote:"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
hideki101 wrote:Solo wins in ship to ship, technology proficiency, and most likely wins in a gunbattle.
brodieboy255 wrote:hideki101 wrote:Solo wins in ship to ship, technology proficiency, and most likely wins in a gunbattle.
Depends how you define win. Mal has more backup that are proficient with guns, and also has this innate ability to dodge gunfire. Even if Han took out Mal, his crew would win purely on numbers
Albert Einistein wrote:"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Savvycow wrote:Seriously, Han Solo has his teddybear, and Reynolds kicked a man into the engine of his ship.
Albert Einistein wrote:"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*
Feeble accompanying guitar.
hideki101 wrote:Savvycow wrote:Seriously, Han Solo has his teddybear, and Reynolds kicked a man into the engine of his ship.
That "teddybear" can take off both your arms and beat you over the head with the bloody stumps. Respect Chewie.

Savvycow wrote:hideki101 wrote:Savvycow wrote:Seriously, Han Solo has his teddybear, and Reynolds kicked a man into the engine of his ship.
That "teddybear" can take off both your arms and beat you over the head with the bloody stumps. Respect Chewie.
But that's Chewie.
NOT Han.
Gojoe wrote:Mal wins. Han tries to talk before the battle happens. If mal is pissed, he does not lose his cool, he just shoots you. Hands down BAM.
Han is dead.
Albert Einistein wrote:"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
hopefulcynic wrote:One-on-one gunfight - Depends on the circumstances. Mal's better in a pitched battle, but Han has a habit of shooting first and winning personal encounters.
hopefulcynic wrote:Lines: two words "I know"
Don't get me wrong, Mal has some awesome lines, but Solo wins on grounds of improv.
Wulf wrote:hopefulcynic wrote:One-on-one gunfight - Depends on the circumstances. Mal's better in a pitched battle, but Han has a habit of shooting first and winning personal encounters.
Actually...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BvP99-Ci6k (still a noob and so not linking)
Just watch the last 8 seconds. Mal is also a shoot-firsterer
hopefulcynic wrote:Lines: two words "I know"
Don't get me wrong, Mal has some awesome lines, but Solo wins on grounds of improv.
hopefulcynic wrote:never said Mal didn't have a habit of shooting first, just said that Han did, and implied that Han was better at it.
hopefulcynic wrote:"I know" is one of the best lines in Star Wars.
hopefulcynic wrote: "Faster would be better" is not one of Mal's best lines
The "we're all fine down here, how are you" discussion in ANH following the invasion of the cell block was pretty fantastic though, as is Indiana Jones shooting the sword guy.Eleni wrote:If we're comparing the two actors for improv humor, based on interviews I've seen of each of them, I'd have to give the edge to Fillion.
Celedos wrote:This spoiler contains the radio conversation between Solo and an Imperial ST, just in case someone needs their memory jogged
pyroman wrote: Both Are highly resource full and great fighters. While mal would own han in a fist fight the Falcon would have little trouble taking out serenity.
Haven't Mal and the crew used the burst once or twice as a weapon. Admittedly a short range, semi-suicidal one but a weapon nonetheless.Uriel wrote:fist to fist reynolds would certainly win.pyroman wrote: Both Are highly resource full and great fighters. While mal would own han in a fist fight the Falcon would have little trouble taking out serenity.
the falcon would take out serenity?
where would that be fair?
one of the fastest ship in starwars, heavy gunned vs an old transporter?
and mal isn't even a pilot....
PM my location for a prize!*1hitcombo wrote:Anora
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