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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby clintonius » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:02 am UTC

Please give a warm round of applause for the next President of the United States of America.

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Dream » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:07 am UTC

clintonius wrote:Please give a warm round of applause for the next President of the United States of America.

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Ladies And Gentlemen, we know who the winner will probably be?
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby MotorToad » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:11 am UTC

It looks pretty probable now. Ohio, Pennsylvania... It's not concession time yet, but I think it's close. :)
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Intercept » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:13 am UTC

It's almost certainly the case, but still, let's at least have the politeness to wait.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Rysto » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:19 am UTC

MotorToad wrote:It looks pretty probable now. Ohio, Pennsylvania... It's not concession time yet, but I think it's close. :)

It's over. Some crazy like California going for McCain would have to happen at this point. With PA and OH, Obama has enough safe states left to take it.

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Cooley » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:21 am UTC

Ugh, I'm depressed now...

But I don't understand how they call states when not even 30% of the precincts are reporting in...

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Dream » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:25 am UTC

Intercept wrote:It's almost certainly the case, but still, let's at least have the politeness to wait.


Yeah, I've always had a problem with "calling" election results in the US. Especially when everyone gets worked up about "CNN IS CALLING STATE X FOR CANDIDATE Y!!!!!"

Between that kind of crap and this, the US seriously needs election monitors. Like, with that blue finger dye. Seriously.

But, yeah, I'm happy it's going the right way.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Quixotess » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:28 am UTC

Holy motherfucking shit, y'all. He's really going to do it.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Jack Saladin » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:34 am UTC

Huzzah! America isn't entirely braindead!

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Lycur » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:37 am UTC

FiveThirtyEight's "safe" designation is >99.5% projected chance to win. That's pretty darn safe in my book.

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby GreaterSteven » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:38 am UTC

While I don't really like calling elections based on exit polling and stuff either...


I knew it was over when Obama won Penn. I've been saying Penn was the key for months.

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Sartorius » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:50 am UTC

Does anyone know where one can look at the results by county? I really dislike that my state is an all or nothing affair.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Quixotess » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:55 am UTC

http://www.nytimes.com has a state tab and a county tab.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Herman » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:56 am UTC

The NY Times website has breakdowns by county.

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Qwert » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:58 am UTC

Quixotess wrote:http://www.nytimes.com has a state tab and a county tab.

As does the CNN page.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Quixotess » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:01 am UTC

CNN CALLS IT

NBC CALLS IT

MSNBC CALLS IT

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Noc » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:03 am UTC

A preliminary projection of chickens indicates that we will have more than 270, once they hatch!
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Quixotess » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:04 am UTC

Who's ready for some hope, y'all?
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby lorenith » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:05 am UTC

Well, I guess driving 600 miles (there and back) paid off, even if the state I'm in was red. (my county though was blue :D)

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby KingLoser » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:09 am UTC

Looks like the world is calling it.

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby apricity » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:11 am UTC

I just switched from CNN, where one of the black newscasters is talking about how much hope he has for his kids and the next generation... to Fox News, where they're talking about how maybe we'll finally figure out who Obama is, because clearly we don't know him well enough. :roll: I went back to CNN fast.

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Not an Evil Robot » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:11 am UTC

Oh man, the crazyness is over?

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Cytoplasm » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:12 am UTC

Well, my very large and red elephant friend is quite pissed. I must give him some peanuts or something.

*gives applause for next prez*

My parents are sort of mad he won. My mom is saying that all the African-Americans will be lining up outside the white house for their hand-outs. This is just my mother's racist upbringing, I do not believe in it. She has been racist through-out this whole election. tut tut
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Quixotess » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:14 am UTC

Not an Evil Robot wrote:Oh man, the crazyness is over?

Fuck no the craziness in't over. We're just getting started.


...Actually, my fears have immediately switched from "Obama will lose the election tonight" to "Obama will be assassinated while he is giving his acceptance speech tonight."

Also to "there will be some sort of riot on my campus tonight."
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Midnight » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:15 am UTC

of course we still have 2 months for bush to fuck up but still! gwahhaaa.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Qwert » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:16 am UTC

Even Wikipedia has called it already. :o
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby frezik » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:16 am UTC

Noc wrote:A preliminary projection of chickens indicates that we will have more than 270, once they hatch!


Counting based on any understanding of statistics, and discounting bizzare parallel universes where California votes Republican, Obama is it.

What remains is to see how many Senate seats the Democrats get (probably less than 60) and if Ted Stevens is kicked out of Alaska (Magic 8 ball says Signs Point to Yes).

I'm largely interested in where the Republican party goes from here. I'm predicting a major schisim over the next 4 years, effectively splitting the party between social and fiscal conservatives, with a possible push for getting the presidential election based on something other than plurality voting (thus making thrid party candidates viable). In any case, it's unlikely they'll have things worked out in time for 2012.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby stapleface » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:20 am UTC

Qwert wrote:Even Wikipedia has called it already. :o

i hope they have all the relevant citations.

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Noc » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:21 am UTC

And, McCain's conceded. And he's making a pretty decent speech about it.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Jack Saladin » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:23 am UTC

Anywhere online it can be watched (that isn't CNN, which won't stream to non-Americans)?

Edit: Turns out this computer doesn't have sound anyway so meh.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Noc » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:24 am UTC

No idea. I'm listening to it on NPR. I imagine that YouTube'll have it pretty soon, if nothing else.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby cypherspace » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:25 am UTC

It is a good speech. At least it was until he mentioned Palin. But his tribute to Obama and efforts to being the country together were pretty admirable. I'm willing to bet it's genuine rather than lip service, unlike the majority of his campaign.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Mo0man » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:25 am UTC

At the very least, I can look forward to less bullshit like fauxbama, mcbush, and all the other idiocy
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby stapleface » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:27 am UTC

http://video.ap.org/v/Legacy.aspx?partn ... APus&&f=AP

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Hawknc » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:29 am UTC

MSNBC is streaming McCain's defeat speech, apparently.


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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Jedifreak » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:29 am UTC

I'm unhappy with the results, but I congratulate Mr. Obama on his victory.

Let's just all "hope" (lol :) ) that it was the right choice.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Quixotess » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:30 am UTC

That crowd was SO FULL of assholes that I actually felt bad for McCain. Don't they realize that by booing Obama they're being disrespectful to McCain?
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby CVSoul » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:30 am UTC

I feel so bad for Palin... McCain's giving his concession speech and Alaska's polls still haven't closed.
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Don't forget y'all! Bush still has power for two more months! Maybe McCain still has a shot, if the conspiracy theorists have their way!
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby stapleface » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:31 am UTC

Quixotess wrote:Don't they realize that by booing Obama they're being disrespectful to McCain?


no!

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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

Postby Noc » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:32 am UTC

Quixotess wrote:That crowd was SO FULL of assholes that I actually felt bad for McCain. Don't they realize that by booing Obama they're being disrespectful to McCain?

The cynical reading, of course, is that he's pulling a "But Obama is a reasonable man!"

Though the "Americans never hide from history" line right at the end had me wincing.
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