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Foreign names:Or, how a name can make you laugh,get censored

Postby Rauf » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:33 am UTC

Ah, yes. Foreign names.

As you can see from my profile page, I live in Turkey. (and, incidentally, am Turkish.)
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Postby GhostWolfe » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:59 am UTC

I think you might enjoy this thread about unfortunate/funny names.

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Postby Bobber » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:40 pm UTC

Yes, I was about to link to that very same thread as Angell did.

It's about 6 pages or so - you should read through it for some funny names.
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Postby EstLladon » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:30 am UTC

There was (or is) a basketball player who played for Barcelona team in Spain. He was Serbian or Czech and had a surname Fucka (pronounced fOOch-kah).
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Postby Meowgan » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:49 am UTC

*Gets offended by people laughing at funny names.*

You'll have to do a bit of digging on the forum to find out why.
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Postby TaintedDeity » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:12 pm UTC

Not that much digging, I like it.
Persoanlly I like all these silly names and I don't think anyone is laughing at them.
It makes them interesting and unique.
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Postby Sarr » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:10 pm UTC

Meowgan wrote:*Gets offended by people laughing at funny names.*
You'll have to do a bit of digging on the forum to find out why.
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Postby tricky77puzzle » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:54 pm UTC

Rauf wrote:Ah, yes. Foreign names.

As you can see from my profile page, I live in Turkey. (and, incidentally, am Turkish.)
Last year, during the general elections, a man called Ufuk Uras was running for president.

Luckily, he didn't win. Even though it would've been amaaazing.

(I had a few of these, but I'm suffering from a black-out.)


I believe it's pronounced "oo-fook oo-ras". At least that's how I pronounced it.

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Postby Numzane » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:56 pm UTC

The Brazilian soccer player Argelico Fucks.
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Postby Sir_Elderberry » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:44 pm UTC

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Postby wst » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:50 pm UTC

I still laugh at how the Mazda Spam campaign was foiled by email censors.

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Postby Noc » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:51 pm UTC

Meowgan wrote:*Gets offended by people laughing at funny names.*

You'll have to do a bit of digging on the forum to find out why.

You'll have to do significantly less digging, if you use the 'book.
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Postby wst » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:34 pm UTC

Noc wrote:
Meowgan wrote:*Gets offended by people laughing at funny names.*

You'll have to do a bit of digging on the forum to find out why.

You'll have to do significantly less digging, if you use the 'book.

That name is hundreds of times better than mine. Mine has been distorted, on occasion, to Strap-on.

Oh, I also know someone called Stewart Little. Who is not small, and doesn't look like a mouse.
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Postby Cheese » Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:14 pm UTC

Meowgan wrote:*Gets offended by people laughing at funny names.*

You'll have to do a bit of digging on the forum to find out why.
...coincidentally, I only found out about your name a few hours ago, while looking for something completely unrelated. Pre-emptive digging, maybe?
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Postby elminster » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:32 pm UTC

I know a person called Anil Bangher... needless to say, this guy's name is one vowel away from seriously misfortune.
*Gets offended by people laughing at funny names.*
You'll have to do a bit of digging on the forum to find out why.
To be honest, I don't think it's that bad. I wouldn't mind having it; it's better than a generic name that people would forget (E.g. I'd much rather have it than John Smith), but I can see what you mean. Also, as mentioned, it's epically metal.
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Postby crowey » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:22 pm UTC

I met a mad called Randy Fish once, which as a Brit I found amusing.
According to Have I got news for you there's a man called Randy Bumgardner who workes in the whitehouse. Superb. :mrgreen:

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Postby wst » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:00 am UTC

RE: Megans epic name.. unfortunately your initials ain't so good.
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Postby Meowgan » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:12 am UTC

I'm kinda sick of it, though.
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Postby wst » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:40 am UTC

Meowgan wrote:I'm kinda sick of it, though.

Just marry someone. You don't even have to like them. Marry them for the tax and name benefits.
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Postby Meowgan » Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:56 am UTC

wst wrote:
Meowgan wrote:I'm kinda sick of it, though.

Just marry someone. You don't even have to like them. Marry them for the tax and name benefits.

He needs a bit more convincerising.
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Postby wst » Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:11 am UTC

Meowgan wrote:
wst wrote:
Meowgan wrote:I'm kinda sick of it, though.

Just marry someone. You don't even have to like them. Marry them for the tax and name benefits.

He needs a bit more convincerising.
Get a lawyer to come up with some EULA that means that he has to marry you within 3 days or you switch surnames... permanently.
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Postby Zauderer » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:23 am UTC

My favorite "hidden meaning" name is Franco Foda. He is a former German soccer player, and his name is Portuguese for "fucking for free".

And there is also an Austrian soccer player called "Adolf Hütter". Unfortunately, in a game against Israel, the stadium announcer did not know how to pronounce the "ü", and chose the worst possible alternative.

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Postby kgirlfae » Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:59 am UTC

My father once worked with a guy who's name was Richard Head. Which would be a perfectly fine name if the nickname for Richard wasn't (inexplicably) "Dick".

That was my funny name that I always felt really sad for. I also once worked for one "Sandy Hill". And that was her name by marriage.

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Postby Sir_Elderberry » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:20 am UTC

Should we mention "Barack Hussein Obama"? Because seriously, terrible middle name.
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Postby SecondTalon » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:47 am UTC

Sir_Elderberry wrote:Should we mention "Barack Hussein Obama"? Because seriously, terrible middle name.


... It's like being named James.


Oh, and to add content (though someone's already replied so if you've already read this post you won't see this) my brother had a friend named... Micheal Hunt.

He preferred Mike.

I wish I was joking. Dude called, left a message, I damn near laughed in his ear. I gave my brother the message later in a "Oh, one of your friends called for you. Said his name was .. well, Micheal Hunt, but I don't.." "Oh, cool, I'll call him back..... *calls* Hey, Mike, what's up?"
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Postby Angelic Hellraiser » Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:55 am UTC

kgirlfae wrote:My father once worked with a guy who's name was Richard Head. Which would be a perfectly fine name if the nickname for Richard wasn't (inexplicably) "Dick".

Is he a lawyer? Because, my dad has heard of him. (If it wasn't him, then that's just sad...)

There's a girl in my school named Summer Burns. She has a sister named Amber. No joke.
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Postby Sir_Elderberry » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:55 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Sir_Elderberry wrote:Should we mention "Barack Hussein Obama"? Because seriously, terrible middle name.


... It's like being named James.


Perhaps I should have been more clear. The name itself is fine; people who make a big deal out of it are idiots. But of all the names you could have had to run for president with, the one connected to a recently executed war criminal is a poor one. Luckily reason prevailed.
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Postby ParanoidAndroid » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:20 am UTC

I recall seeing an Olympic gymnast from (South?) Korea named Kim Yoo Suk.

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Postby crowey » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:11 am UTC

I forgot to say, one of my friends works with a guy called Richard William Titball.

That's right. Dick Willy Titball.

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Postby Sarr » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:42 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Micheal Hunt
Is it bad that I don't see why this is funny?
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Postby Alpha Omicron » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:43 am UTC

Sarr wrote:
SecondTalon wrote:Micheal Hunt
Is it bad that I don't see why this is funny?

'Mike' is short for Micheal.
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Postby SecondTalon » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:26 am UTC

Sarr wrote:
SecondTalon wrote:Micheal Hunt
Is it bad that I don't see why this is funny?

If you say Mike Hunt out loud, it sounds an awful lot like My Cunt.
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Postby Angelic Hellraiser » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:49 am UTC

crowey wrote:I forgot to say, one of my friends works with a guy called Richard William Titball.

That's right. Dick Willy Titball.


XD

My friend told me about these foreign (Swedish, I think) twins, named something akin to Ima Hore and Ura Hore.

Also, Jack Ass. Also, there are a few people named Espn in the world.
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Postby Sarr » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:57 am UTC

You're sure you're not thinking of Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg?
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Postby tmcfulton » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:49 am UTC

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Postby Verysillyman » Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:38 am UTC

It's spelt Raymond luxury-Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.

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Postby Xeio » Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:56 am UTC

Noc wrote:
Meowgan wrote:*Gets offended by people laughing at funny names.*

You'll have to do a bit of digging on the forum to find out why.
You'll have to do significantly less digging, if you use the 'book.
Ok, I'm confused, I even re-un-deleted my facebook too see the search, and I see no funny names? What gives? :? Incidentally, that is one ugly URL there.

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Postby SecondTalon » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:48 am UTC

It's a certain individual's last name. How it matches a certain word in the English language.
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Postby Xeio » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:17 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote:It's a certain individual's last name. How it matches a certain word in the English language.
Ah, it was on the next page. Though I don't see why that's a bad name to have. That's pretty awesome even, and unique. :o

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Postby armandtanzarian » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:36 am UTC

BIg deal. Part of my name is ...Gan Jia... .

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