High School bathroom graffiti: intellectualized

[AKAnotu]

Somebody at our school glued a chewing tobacco label to the stall wall. Apparently, licking the bathroom wall may cause mouth cancer.
I tried to take a picture but my phone doesn't have a high enough resolution to read the words.

[Madame Sourire]

Whenever I see "fuck you" written I wonder if it's just someone being dumb or a Cather in the Rye reference.

I've just fallen in love with your optimism.

[Madame Sourire]

Sadly, my school is mean and racist.

There are spider diagrams on the walls, with a girl's name in the middle and then branches to words such as 'fat', 'slut', 'jew' and 'paki'.

It's horrible. That's a thousand times worse than crude phrases or swear words.

[Alpha Omicron]

Sadly, my school is mean and racist.

There are spider diagrams on the walls, with a girl's name in the middle and then branches to words such as 'fat', 'slut', 'jew' and 'paki'.

It's horrible. That's a thousand times worse than crude phrases or swear words.

Combat them by making your own (with the names of others), but with positive qualities, like 'polite', 'creative', &c.

[Synthuir]

Possibly:
'"Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johhny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20-
Was H2SO4"
-Does that make Schrödinger the killer?'

[captainninjatron]

I'm quite disappointed in my school. The cleverest thing I've seen is, under one of the countless "Fuck you"s, some else wrote, "Don't threaten me with a good time."

[King of Frogs]

On one of my uni cubicle walls is written:

"IRA: Fuck the British Army!"

To which someone has replied:

"I didn't think they swung that way" Which I found mildly amusing.

Also, today I wrote on the same wall:

There is an infinite library, with an infinite number of books. Half of those books are blue.

What better time to mess with people's heads than when they are on the can?

[Random832]

I've been writing "CTHULHU '08" everywhere, especially on annoying fast-food ads.
The problem is that one or two other kids have decided to do it as well, and are now tagging as many things as possible.

You should introduce another candidate. Maybe General Zod.

Zod announced his candidacy for 2008 before Cthulhu.

You will kneel before Zod.

[jackjackjackkk]

That just reminds me of that Robot Chicken skit... 'One before Zod, two before Zod' xD

I quite like that Oscar Wilde quote. It seems ever-present in the CyberNations forum. Might add that to the literature of my school toilet, but then again, I rarely go there.

[Angelic Hellraiser]

Ok, that tears it. I'm buying one of those fine point sharpees at Walmart this weekend.

As per my habit since fifth grade, i haven't used the bathrooms at any school in years.

[Mr. Beck]

As per my habit since fifth grade, i haven't used the bathrooms at any school in years.

That sounds...possibly painful? Sure, I can understand avoiding their use whenever possible. But not once in years is a little extreme.

[Angelic Hellraiser]

As per my habit since fifth grade, i haven't used the bathrooms at any school in years.

That sounds...possibly painful? Sure, I can understand avoiding their use whenever possible. But not once in years is a little extreme.

It's not that bad, really. I mean, yeah, it is a little extreme, but I used to live five minutes away from my school (not that I do anymore) and I prefer the privacy of my own bathroom.
Warning: Off topic and slightly TMI ahead.

Spoiler:

Although, I actually did use the urinals today.

[mrbaggins]

I only ever went twice at the high school I attended, both cases of "Crap my pants or use the toilet"

go in the morning, go when you get home... not that bad.

[wst]

The urinals are just about bearable. But going for a #2 has potential for death. I might go solely to read/write intelligent stuff though.

[Mr. Beck]

That is (relatively) rational. I haven't sat down in a school bathroom since about 2002.

[phantom]

College forced me to quickly get over my fear of public restrooms.

[Synthuir]

Gross/TMI below:

Spoiler:

I remember taking the ACT in Grade 7 at my now-HS... I came out... waited for my ride... had to urinate... went to the 600 building restrooms... Bad idea. It looked like something out of a horror movie even though it was broad daylight, it was shaded from outside light, flourecent bulbs were hanging from the ceilings, doors were on their hinges, crap was literally SMEARED ON THE WALLS of the first stall I tried. Needless to say, I never go in there, despite renovations.

I think that constructive graffiti could help, actually. I thought the chalkboard-in-stall idea was weird, but it would be cool enough to work out your Chem. homework while *using the facilities*.

[kinigget]

I just remembered this. In one of my school's stalls, someone had taped up some kind of health flyer, only, it didn't get the point across because almost every single point it made had been rebutted in writing on said flyer. Sadly, it didn't last much more than a week.

[AnotherErraticIntrovert]

hm... A remarkably close transcription of this comic.
The women's bathrooms at my high school are inexplicably graffiti-less. The students there are no one's definition of respectable, so I'm not sure why that is. I suspect, however, that the men's room walls are much more interesting. I'd like to find out, but I'm terrified of being caught in there and doubt that I'd find anything particularly insightful.

[Angelic Hellraiser]

On my desk in the half period of study I have before lunch, I wrote: "Writers are (almost) all right" in pencil. Two days later, it was surprisingly still there, but nobody had commented on it, and it was fading...

[jackjackjackkk]

I think my most recent scratchings have been song lyrics, the quote in my sig and changing 'if u read this ur gay/fanny' to 'if you read this you're AWESOME'.

[Synthuir]

I thought that there was no graffiti in any of the bathroom stall (which is surprising, because based on my calculations there are 85 public-access stalls school-wide [there are no urinals in the men's room]), until I saw some barely-legible words scribbled on the back of a stall door in super-faded pencil.

[Flesh_Of_The_Fallen_Angel]

My hobby: scrawling "The cake is a lie." on the walls of bathroom stalls.

This, I once got a response in the form of "But the cube is forever..." followed by a rough drawing of the weighted companion cube.
I'm also fond of leaving bits of my signature usually with the third bit of "The sheer promise of bondage and whips will not be enough to apprehend a thought as it travels from ear to misinformed ear." (which won't fit in the sig ). Nietzsche's Void speech is also fun to leave around.

"the cake is a lie" is on two desks and most of my art. I need to get it everywhere before school ends!!!

[Alpha Omicron]

"the cake is a lie" is on two desks and most of my art. I need to get it everywhere before school ends!!!

The meme is a lie.

[Monika]

It is. After all, there is cake in the end, isn't there?

[felltir]

It is. After all, there is cake in the end, isn't there?

Not for YOU.

[Dantez]

Well, because I can write some kind of poems, I have to choose between writing some my poem (which will probably be poor), or using the grafitty. Apparently in my language, there are only 3 guys which are able to speak fluently in english in my school. Which would you prefer to do?

Spoiler:

If you don't understand me because of my bad english, I can do these two things:
Write my own poem(which will be bad)
or use the 229 grafitti.

[Rinsaikeru]

I say bad poetry! But then, I sort of have a soft spot in my heart for horrible poetry.

[Jebobek]

In my highschool, one of the art-inclined kids drew a very detailed picture of a goose in the stall, and below it, in exceptionally fancy handwriting:

"Mother Goose Looks Down upon us as we Deposit our Waste"

It was WEIRD. I couldn't crap in that stall!

[aleflamedyud]

I often have an urge to graffiti a little Dalek with the message "You will be EXTERMINATED!"

[Dantez]

I say bad poetry! But then, I sort of have a soft spot in my heart for horrible poetry.

Huraaay for bad poetry! Ok, I'll try to create something, then write it and photograph it..aaand then link it here.

[jackjackjackkk]

I've scribbled 'If you stare too long into the Abyss, the Abyss stares back.' - Nietschze on a table, with the quote in my sig. Also in science, mostly song lyrics et cetera, and on my wall lyrics, and quotes. Because I'm decorating as soon as I can.

[Synthuir]

I'm tempted to [insert verb form of grafitti here], but I can't bring myself to... I mean, even though I'm defacing property in an intellectually stimulating way, it's still defacing...

Guh, I'm a panzy!

[jackjackjackkk]

I'm not too bothered. The tables in my science classes are covered in scratches and writing anyway, and Parker ink comes out easily from smooth surfaces.

[Alpha Omicron]

In my highschool, one of the art-inclined kids drew a very detailed picture of a goose in the stall, and below it, in exceptionally fancy handwriting:

"Mother Goose Looks Down upon us as we Deposit our Waste"

It was WEIRD. I couldn't crap in that stall!

A) This should be copypasta'd into the Making the World a Weirder Place Thread.
B) This is exceptionally awesome.

[King of Frogs]

In one of the toilets in my uni library recently someone had drawn a circle with a hole in the middle (like a polo) and shaded in the bit in between, labeling the diameter as "2 feet" then instructing whoever was there to find the area of the shaded bit, to which I replied "surely that depends on the area of the bit in the middle?"

[The-Rabid-Monkey]

Possibly:
'"Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johhny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20-
Was H2SO4"
-Does that make Schrödinger the killer?'

That's like my signature and stuff, I always thought my year 10 science teacher had made that himself. Obviously not.

Best I've seen was "Aim Here (With a target), Not Here (Arrow pointing to wall)" on one of the urinals at school.

EDIT: I just remembered "This toilet is now under protection of the Guardian Angels. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? No? Good!" Stolen from Trigger Happy TV and modded.

[Synthuir]

Wow, this sucks. I was going into the restroom facilities to spread the memes, and what I found was appalling.

Spoilered, again, for extreme disgustingness. Sorry.

Spoiler:

I've already stated how extremely disgusting our facilities are, but... wow. Either somebody bled out all over the restroom, or bought extremely real looking fake blood. There was a toilet 'full', with TP and all of that 'blood' inside of it, smeared on the walls... it looked like someone raped another and then killed the victim. Once again, sorry for you having to endure this.

If that's the idea of graffiti... I feel sorry for those people. If it was real (and I somehow missed that memo), then... I still feel sorry for them.

We need to bring up the strength of the Movement for Intellectual Graffiti.

[Dantez]

Wow, this sucks. I was going into the restroom facilities to spread the memes, and what I found was appalling.

Spoilered, again, for extreme disgustingness. Sorry.

Spoiler:

I've already stated how extremely disgusting our facilities are, but... wow. Either somebody bled out all over the restroom, or bought extremely real looking fake blood. There was a toilet 'full', with TP and all of that 'blood' inside of it, smeared on the walls... it looked like someone raped another and then killed the victim. Once again, sorry for you having to endure this.

If that's the idea of graffiti... I feel sorry for those people. If it was real (and I somehow missed that memo), then... I still feel sorry for them.

We need to bring up the strength of the Movement for Intellectual Graffiti.

Maybe you have some little girl in red clothes in your school...(F.E.A.R. reference)

[mysteri-blue]

sadly, our bathrooms are pretty lacking on the graffiti front, but our science rooms are hilarious.

there are countless conversations along the lines of "what colour are your panties." i think the best reply was by my friend who wrote "wouldnt you like to know."

also, a girl from another class wrote a greeting to my friend in my class, using names, and then my friend got in trouble. the teacher couldnt understand that she wouldnt write to herself.

i may or may not have written the graffiti from http://xkcd.com/229/ on my table.... i also drew a picture of a screaming monster and got "that is so awesome!" as a reply.