Picture Pwn4ge!

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Postby Akula » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:17 am UTC

Nice little forum game.

The idea is to post a picture of something that defeats the object pictured in the previous post, in some imaginable way.

The only rules are: no stupid answers, IE, don't post a picture of Bruce Schneier and claim victory; no text or pictures of text - a screen shot of a document would be okay, for example a picture of the Declaration of Independence, or a picture of a court summons, or even a screenshot from a forum... but no writing things in mspaint and calling it a picture; the same thing may be pictured more then once, but not by the same person.

If two people respond to the same picture before they themselves are responded to, then the next person should respond to the person who has more posts to their credit. This is just to keep the game from branching out, and being impossible to follow.

Finally, animated gif's are allowed, simply for fun sake.

I'll get things rolling with two pictures

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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:26 am UTC

wood chipper def. boot.

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Postby Toeofdoom » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:30 am UTC

Rust > woodchipper!

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Postby TheSquirrel » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:32 am UTC

Steel wool FTW!

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Postby Mathmagic » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:55 am UTC

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Go sulfuricacidmon!
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Postby no-genius » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:59 am UTC

If I was reading wikipedia correctly, water > sulphuric acid

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also :P on the postcount thing :P INSTANT WIN

wikipedia wrote:If water is added to concentrated sulphuric acid, it can boil and spit dangerously. One should always add the acid to the water rather than the water to the acid.
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Postby hermaj » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:02 am UTC

Damn it no-g, I was all up in hydroxide for that one.

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Anyway, salt > water. EDIT FOR CLARITY: I mean in an osmotic sense, not a soluble sense.

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Postby Mathmagic » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:03 am UTC

EDIT: Dang you Hermaj, ya beat me to it.
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I'll just dissolve your salt.
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Postby aisling » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:05 am UTC

I guess your mother never taught you how much better gas boilers are than electric ones.

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Postby gt102 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:07 am UTC

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Postby Mathmagic » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:07 am UTC

aisling wrote:I guess your mother never taught you how much better gas boilers are than electric ones.

EDIT: Wtf? What happened to the oven person?


Haha, I had to change to water, because Hermaj posted the salt FTW. So I just re-dissolved her salt. :P
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Postby Narsil » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:09 am UTC

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Postby aisling » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:10 am UTC

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Smoothie!

EDIT: I think if you post a picture, shouldn't you just stay with it? The smoothie was against some kool-aid.

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Postby Mathmagic » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:12 am UTC

Does a smoothie really beat a hammer?

EDIT: This game is way too confusing.
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Postby gt102 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:13 am UTC

smoothie meet mouth
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Postby aisling » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:14 am UTC

Mouth meets dentist.

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Postby hermaj » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:15 am UTC

aisling wrote:EDIT: I think if you post a picture, shouldn't you just stay with it? The smoothie was against some kool-aid.


But if someone posts before you, your picture doesn't make sense any more. So, the first person to reply (that is, the person with the first picture visible on the forum) gets to keep their picture, and if anyone simul-posts and gets in after, they would have to change their picture to something that pwns the first person. What I would suggest is that people stop posting until a simul-post issue is cleared and we're all sure on what we're actually responding to.

EDIt: In that case, no-g is right, and we go from my hammer. Maybe the quickest thing would be to delete the smoothie, mouth and dentist rather than going back and editing over them.

EDIT EDIT: Scrub that, we're going from smoothie and I just chopped out my and no-g's posts. But from now on when something like that happens it's exactly the same rules as Cheddar Gorge and Word Association - it's the responsibility of the person that comes after to fix it up.
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Postby gt102 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:16 am UTC

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Dentist meet my friend the raptor
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Postby aisling » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:17 am UTC

Well... I'm sure by tomorrow night it will have settled down, so I don't have to deal with it anymore :D I'm going to get ready for bed. Great thread, Akula! I may just have to steal this idea for other forums.

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Postby thefiddler » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:18 am UTC

gt102 wrote:Dentist meet my friend the raptor

Game over. You win. :(

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Postby Peshmerga » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:18 am UTC

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raptor meet sam neil
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Postby no-genius » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:20 am UTC

oh really now?

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edit: i guess the t-rex still wins?
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Postby gt102 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:22 am UTC

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Postby Akula » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:22 am UTC

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I win the simulpost

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Postby no-genius » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:24 am UTC

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hee!
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Postby Akula » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:25 am UTC

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Postby no-genius » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:26 am UTC

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I guess this might be hard one, but if you've seen any of Darkplace that should help ;)

EDIT: Liz Asher > guns :P (wasn't a simulpost)
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Postby thedesk » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:31 am UTC

no-genius' fly picture had me crying with laughter...if this were a contest, I'd crown him king!
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Postby thomasjmaccoll » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:32 am UTC

Do the rules mean that anti gun one that came after no-g doesn't count? If so, then:

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On comedy value.

Also we should probably not post fairly unkown british comedy characters from now on.
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Postby no-genius » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:32 am UTC

also, can we go from my one?

(there's a specific thing that beats her) :D

edit: she got hit by a bin at the end :D screwdrivers anyone?
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Postby Saterno » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:33 am UTC

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ONOZ

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Postby TheSquirrel » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:41 am UTC

thedesk wrote:no-genius' fly picture had me crying with laughter...if this were a contest, I'd crown him king!


I second this!

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Postby no-genius » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:44 am UTC

i'd just like to point out that they are most certainly NOT my joke accounts :P
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Postby Akula » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:50 am UTC

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...pwns noobs.

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Postby Peshmerga » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:53 am UTC

Akula wrote:Image

...pwns noobs.


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Far better experience.
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Postby thomasjmaccoll » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:53 am UTC

EDIT: Dammit Peshmerga... *shakes fist*

RE-EDIT: I guess it's relevant enough - flower beats guns.


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Postby Saterno » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:02 am UTC

...Even though it's absolutely horrible....

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Guns beat college students.

For those who don't know... here are the song lyrics about the shootings at Kent State.

Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin'.
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drummin'.
Four dead in Ohio.

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Postby Akula » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:04 am UTC

damn you saterno :P

And yes Peshmerga... BF2 is the shit.

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Postby Saterno » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:07 am UTC

BAhAHAHAhAHAHA I WIN

...come on... someone beat me! I don't want to kill this thread!


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