Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:16 pm UTC

Your brain gets severed from your body and put in the white house

I wish for a thing that won't harm me directly or indirectly in any way
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:43 pm UTC

granted. you get a normal amount of air.

i wish i would remember to clean up after myself.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby svenman » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:03 pm UTC

Granted. You always remember, but lack the energy to actually do it.

I wish I had a little more money and a little more free time.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:28 pm UTC

granted, you have 100 dollars more, and 1 more hour a day free time.

i wish to learn Japanese within 2 years.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:38 pm UTC

Granted. You forget English.

I wish to always have nice weather around me.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:11 pm UTC

Granted. You have a mini sun floating around you, slowly incinerating you and everyone around you

I wish for a new What if question.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:25 pm UTC

Granted, it focuses on picking on a specific "if" in the world.

I wish for a "what what" question.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:06 pm UTC

what?

i wish for a better understanding of the christian religion.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ucim » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:18 pm UTC

Granted. You now have no understanding at all about any of the other religions, and of the superstitions humans are prey to, and of cultish phenomena in general. You are therefore zealously {for|against} Christianity, and no amount of reasoning makes it better.

I wish that wishing for a wish (to be corrupted here) did not entail insight into a person's personality, so that those using the internet to compile a portfolio of vulnerabilities would be stymied.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:53 pm UTC

granted, wishes are much harder to predict the person.

i wish for good thoughts, good dreams, and a joyful life.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:46 pm UTC

Granted, but all of that only lasts a day.

I wish for perfect eyesight.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:48 pm UTC

granted, you no longer need glasses,

i wish to be a better programmer.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby svenman » Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:52 pm UTC

Granted, you are a better programmer than the average chimpanzee.

I wish my household chores were already done.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:59 pm UTC

Granted. Your house burns down. Now everything is clean!

I wish for a fish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:15 pm UTC

Granted. You get eaten by a shark.

I wish for the ability to change sex at will.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:12 pm UTC

granted, you need to fast for 24 hours to switch.

i wish...hmmm. i wish for a good friend that lives nearby.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:23 pm UTC

Granted - the Earth becomes a lot smaller so all your friends live nearby. Sorry about all the destruction of the environment and geography though.

I wish I had more free time.
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